It's been a couple of weeks since I’ve sent any ”drivel”, so here's my excuse: The dog pissed on it!
I know you been missin' my “Cow Wow” selections, as the claim is, this is America's original Lack of Skin Color Music! We had to move out of the cornfields. The fresh air and mold were getting to us, so I said if there be mold, we will go. There was, they proved it to me. It was especially affecting my mate. I should have known. She quit doin' what she did best, what kept me at home!!! She can cook real good, yes she can! Cheryl would lose her chain of thought or completely forget what she was saying. I hadn't been listening most of the time anyhow. I quit years ago. I couldn't follow...they (WOMEN) WILL SUDDENLY SWITCH, and start talking 3 or 4 different lines... “My niece is in the hospital again, I lost the book I bought for class, and did you know your cousin wouldn't confirm me as a friend on Facebook! Oh I wish you would put the fan on when you're in the bathroom, the smell curls my eyelashes.”
See how it's affected me? I now write like she talks!
But the mold didn’t seem to affect me as much as the others.... That old burnt out brain cell I have left, it's a hearty one. I been tryin' to off it with drugs and alcohol for 50 years! Remember Norm (CHEERS)? His theory: Only the strong ones survive.
Anyhoo, we found a 4-bedroom manufactured home- what my mate calls it! Took Obama's 5% cash back for down payment, cashed in my casino winnings, and stayed out of them, finding enough to buy this $49,000.00 vehicle. It's Home Sweet Home. I say we is now official ”trailer trash”. The dwelling is 28x 64, but the wheels it came on are stored under it, hence we is “TT”.
Getting hooked back to the net took a week. I had already been offline for a week before at the old place. I’m happy to say, I now have my www.Life back. Pitiful it may be, but it's all I got!!!
After selling the big freezer, the riding lawn mower, the 71 Chevy 3/4 ton 4×4 gasoline guzzler, the furniture, we burnt the moldy shit and packed our remaining stuff in boxes. Son Joe and his family moved us after we rented a 24' diesel, and waited for a rainy day, took our cat and dog, moved 60 miles to the north, just a little East of a large urban area where fellow Nam Vets, Tom and Chuck helped us offload. A big thanks to these “Brothers” who I can always count on!!
Cheryl's four sisters and their numerous offspring reside within minutes of our new hovel. Cheryl and our adult offspring - that I cannot get rid of - all smiled and said ”we approve”. I took the money from the sale of my treasures and paid a visit to ”Best Bought” where I purchased a 50” Spasma TV. Paid a cable co. to hook it all up, so I now live in a compound in the country, with 500 other souls near the poverty line. Been fortunate to be on the outer ring with a large yard. Mgmt. put in central air, a new paved driveway, will resod the large lawn and I will put on a deck and ramp where I can sit and slop beer and watch old ladies my age waddle by. Chris can now stop by to visit- we are near that freeway that takes him to St. Ain’t. Life is great! Now ya got some “Cow-Wow” music to listen to! TWANG! Rat
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