In the movie Good Morning Vietnam (1987), a Sgt. asks the character played by Robin Williams “Do you know what three up and three down are?”
”End of an inning?”
Or as reported on the front page of the St. Paul Sunday Pioneer Press, “Yankees Sweep Twins Out of AL Playoffs”. WTF!
Another story is about the Minnesota savior Brett Favre, from the (look in your garbage) press who claim ol' Brett sent a New York “Hootchi” some nasty proposal over the internet. What bugs the livin' hell outta me is these bottom feeders waited on this story for a couple years now. I don't like shit like this.
A couple of dorks stuck some panties under the front seat of my pickup. I got them both back. I found a couple sets of Ol' Lady Bloomers and waited and waited. I had to find their vehicles in the church parking lot, and I left love letters penned by a girly expressing true love and the bloomers for them to keep as a reminder of that special night!
My son Tom watched Randy Moss's press conference after the Patriots lost a game recently. He said Randy will be a Viking!! Anyhoo, as I called him at the time, Ol' Cash For Clunkers Brett Favre is gonna be playin' the New York Jerks Monday Night, and he is bringin' “the Freak” Randy Moss with him! Did you see what Randy did to Big Mouth “Darnell Revis when the Pats played the Jets? They pulled him after Randy showed him up! As a younger Man I usta say “Win, Lose, or Draw, this Fight don't matter, I love to hurt!” And get hurt a lot of times they would Di-Di !! HURRAH Oakland Raiders!!!
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