Monday, March 27, 2023

Carmen Electra - 1993 - Go-Go Dancer [originally posted on 1/25/2010]

This San Diego go-go dancer received her 3rd survivors check for $10,000 from the US Dept.of Defense. A bureaucrat in the system decided to investigate. So the dancer was interviewed. She said she only married 0311s- that's the MOS for Marine riflemen- commonly known as a 'Grunt' who had orders for Vietnam... 

Off to Vegas they flew, where no waiting period is required for the “I DUZ” ceremony... 

After burying her first husband, she married another Marine on his way to Vietnam. When he was killed, she was heartbroken. She got over this by wedding a third Marine. When he was killed, the government decided to investigate. 

Finding she had broken no laws... She informed the investigator, “I HONEYMOONED THEM, THE BEST NITE OF THEIR LIVES!!!

Semper Fi! Rat

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Eddie Cochran - 1958 - Summertime Blues [originally posted on 2/5/2009]

[Note from the editor, Shlepcar (Chris Earley)]: This song is a selection by my totally awesome old man, the Vietnam vet, Marine, Harley rid...