Three things have got me in trouble in my life. Two of them I had no control over.
Number one was my drug/alcohol addiction. As long as I let them run my life, no tellin' what kinda trouble I was gonna be in.
The second one was my temper, fueled by anger, it caused me and people I was close to a lot of heartache, and jail.
The last was my penis! That thing got me in a lot of trouble. Well them days are over!
I thought I'd share the Penis Poem with you, written by one of the best! So here it is, The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson:
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,The way it would behave.
For every single morning,It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,And watch me tie my shoes!!
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